I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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