You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
