stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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