Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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