Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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