if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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