if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
