He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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