Nicole vs. Life
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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