Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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