guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you would pick up someone in the library
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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