susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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