Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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