yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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