question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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