let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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