Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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