No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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