I want to walk on stilts...naked
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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