I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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