Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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