Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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