I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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