Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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