So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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