You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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