it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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