Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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