you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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