Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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