You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Someone signed my nipple.
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