Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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