Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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