she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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