i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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