butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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