uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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