How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Come share oat with me in your robe
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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