plz talk dirty to me
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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