Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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