Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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