tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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