were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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