at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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