my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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