so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
