I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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