just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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