...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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