That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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